Ashlee Simpson has large baby bump, world is in shock

Yes, Ashlee Simpson not only has the audacity to be pregnant, but to look it, too! Imagine!

And here was Mrs Pete Wentz out shopping with a friend in sunny LA yesterday. Wearing black skinnies, a grey T-shirt - and exposing a black lace bra, in a slightly raunchy manner. Imagine! Again!

And speaking of Ashlee and Pete's impending baby: the couple are planning to ask friend/rock star/Jennifer Aniston squeeze John Mayer to be godfather to their sprog. Apparently "they think he'd make a great godparent". Which is, well, normally the reason you pick someone to be one, isn't it?